I just got a ask and I answered it really well and it was super hilarious but I accidentally hit ‘answer privately’ and this is literally worse than that time they killed me
I tried going yolo for a while then I realized I’m Jesus and I’m too extreme for yolo so my motto is yolt (you only live twice)
wait was that racist im sorry im jesus im not supposed to be racist except to those fucking jews
like seriously unemployment benefit my ass
who even likes black jesus anyway he just makes life difficult for the working man
if i could resurrect michael jackson i totally would dont you doubt me but i wont resurrect tupac because black jesus would probably want that and that would be bad
just kidding
you literally all deserve nobel peace prizes for reblogging kony i wouldnt be surprised it you end up as an angel
fugly stands for:
Fabulous
Uh-mayzaanngggg
Girl
(that) Lovess
YOU!!!
xoxoxoxo
